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"It's easy but it's not hard," revealed again

http://www.laineygossip.com/Olga_Kurylenko_in_Rome_and_Spain_promoting_Bond_Quantum.aspx

O is for Olga obsessed!

Someone needs to have a torrid affair with this woman. And I need to know every detail. Because I love her.

Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio. Because he’s disappoint her. And only Olga could react properly. Only a girl like Olga, with all her Eastern European drama, would take a Ukrainian axe to his groin if for missing lift off. And then she’d run for Viggo Mortensen. And they’d paint together and make love between arguments. Amazing.

Here’s Olga Kurylenko in two looks: in Rome on the red carpet and in grey skinny jeans with killer bitch gold heels in Spain promoting Bond.

Can you believe Denise Richards was a Bond Girl???

Blasphemy!

Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 at 2:40 PM


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Bangs for acting smart

Please.

This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens.

Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes?

How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. And a fringe doesn’t help with that.

She’s also not very… articulate.

Last night Alba was at a party hosted by her benefactor Harvey Weinstein celebrating Obama’s victory. When asked to comment, here’s what she offered:

"I think we all have to start to see the change we are waiting for. We need more people that think like him…that are, I don't know, thoughtful?"

F-ck. The profundity of that statement is staggering, non?

As for her relationship with Harvey – well documented on this blog: she’s been kissing his ass for ages, wearing Marchesa, doing his bidding, even after the disaster that was Awake, because it’s the only way she can keep getting jobs.

He’s like her Justin Timberlake.

Posted on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 at 1:34 PM


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His expression, her expression

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway?

Sara Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. The neglected are always so grateful for scraps. He on the other hand…

Well…

Photo Assumption says he’d rather be somewhere else.

Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 at 4:19 PM


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Granny in labour, Granny undressed

People.com posted the best story today on their site. Something about a party to celebrate Keith Urban's latest #1 hit You Look Good in My Shirt. Of course Keith arrived at the event in Nashville with his Granny – described by the magazine to be “clutching” her hand. Because they’re so in love like that.

Once inside, Keith was ordered to tell the crowd how much he loves his wife. And to make sure that we all know she’s a sexual, desirable woman with reproductive capabilities:

"It's been eight years since I was first here accepting an award for my first No. 1 song. I'm so happy to be here again, and to be here with Nicole. This is our award. You do look good in my shirt. And out of it! But that's a different story."

Apparently Gran blushed and smiled and then “took her husband's face between her hands and sweetly kissed him on the lips.”

Their relationship is on full display for sale right now as Nicole ramps up heavy promotion for Australia. Here she is in a rather awkward pose on the cover of Glamour, more blonde than ever, with a face like an 18 year old.

In the article, Gran breathlessly gives thanks for the new fulfillment in her life, and claims that her priorities have shifted now that Sunday Rose is around. Nicole says she’s scaling back on work and tells the magazine she doesn’t have a daytime nanny. Really? So who’s the baby spending so much time on set? With the nanny? In the trailer? Day and night? Just asking…

“I have reached a stage in my life when I want to be with the ones I love. I used to be willing to do two weeks (apart). And that is too much now; my heart aches. I've given a lot to my work, and I'm not willing to give as much to that anymore. At this time in my life, I want to be giving to my relationships. And out of that, whatever work you do prospers because you have more to give. There's something very primal about giving birth. It puts you in a state of being very raw."

Fortunately for Gran, the actual labour process wasn’t raw at all. In fact, Gran says it was a breeze:

"Keith was my rock during childbirth. I'd heard horror stories of 40 hours of labor, and I was sure that would be me, but I had a very easy labor. And through it all, Keith's eyes gave me such strength."

Please.

Of course it was easy.

How hard can it be to pick up the phone?

Your baby’s ready. Come and get her. Cash only.

Source Us Weekly

Posted on Tuesday, November 04, 2008 at 8:07 AM


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