Net Neutrality!!

"Banned Band," it's not...

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PS. Banned Band is not about Kings of Leon. What!?!? Kings of Leon is listenable!

Friday, April 03, 2009
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"Unpaid Bills" revealed

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Fresh from rehab, straight to holiday!

Nice reward. Especially when there's no day job. What is her day job? Well, the Osbournes have just kicked off a new reality/variety show. That counts?

It's the constant scrutiny that must have contributed to it – messing up their kids, sending them in and out of recovery. But the family is right back in the spotlight. Financial pressures, no doubt, had something to do with it.

But I like Kelly Osbourne. She's a crazy b-tch. And she's in love, engaged, and frolicking on vacation with 19 year old fiance Luke, a model also with no discernible day job.

Oh the life.

Here they are in Miami - on jetskis, lounging, making out, pale pale pale. Better pale that pruned and burned. And I like her body. It's a good example this body. That boys like curvy girls just as much, if not more, than all boobs and boned girls.

Wanna hang like Kelly…minus the rehab?

Royale is giving away a home renovation and spa vacation valued at $20,000 that includes a $13,000 upgrade for your place and then a $7,000 spa vacation to the Bahamas to celebrate your improvements. To enter or for details, click here. Good luck!

Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 8:27 AM
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PS. Coldplay isn’t banned. Also not Simple Plan. They are the sweetest. Quick Simple Plan story – one of our friends had the roughest Juno Sunday. Horrible. She loves Simple Plan. So Michelle, Laura, and I, at one of the label parties on Sunday night, we saw the band, and since I had interviewed them on the red carpet, we asked them if they could call her to say hi, cheer her up. No problem. Jeff takes the cell phone into the washroom for, several minutes he’s missing, and by the time we talked to her again, she’s giggling, she’s dying, and she said he kept telling her to “come to the party”. Adorable. I love them.

Thursday, April 2, 2009
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Twitter: Divorcing Actress

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Waiting on 1 more source re: actress about to divorce husband because she can't use him anymore for career. been weeks, still not slamdunk

still no confirmation. moving on to what the brange does at the derm together.

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Award winning band hard partying with friends last Friday at an upscale hotel. Furniture trashed, a chair thrown across the room, glass was broken everywhere, the place was a mess – like wrecked! – and hotel guests on other floors complained and complained…

Mostly it’s the lead singer. He was also seen in the lobby bar trying to ride up on some skanky broad. Problem: his woman walked in on the action resulting in a nuclear scrap. She stormed out and he was overheard yelling at her on his cellphone later on: You f-cking bitch! You are a f-cking c**t!

Hotel management has now banned the band from coming back. Upon being told of the news, the lead singer’s response was:

Do you know who you’re dealing with? You are going to regret this. You are going to regret f-cking with me.

A rocker trashing a hotel room…it’s a bit cliché but whatever, not exactly super damaging. Probably works in his favour, if anything. What’s objectionable is pulling out That Line. That Line is the worst.

Do you know who I am?

Oh and he’s a f-cking pig too. Probably because he can’t believe he’s made it this far – all this money, all this success. Seriously, neither can anyone else.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009 at 8:28 AM

Update (8/22/12):
denial 1: Coldplay & Simple Plan

denial 2: Kings of Leon
denial 3: Maroon 5
reveal


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